Kristin Elam / nineteen from the land of hella / Chico State; ΓΦB in the dirty 530
Not taking any chances
I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real
This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.