my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve”
I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr.
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
order a fucking pizza with me and watch a fucking shitty film with me and play with my fucking hair and wear my fucking tees to bed and fall asleep in my fucking arms you fucking fuck
ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE
why does santa get more things for rich kids